Be your own super hero!

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  2. 11 Comments

  3. by   night owl
  4. by   MelRN13
  5. by   MelRN13
    I'm a provacative superhero!
  6. by   cwazycwissyRN
    My name was something to do with may favorite piece of chicken and a garden tool that rhymes with toe. :imbar
  7. by   warrior woman
    [QUOTE]Originally posted by night owl
    [/QUOTE Night!!! How'd you know what I look like???? WW.
  8. by   CountrifiedRN
    Last edit by CountrifiedRN on May 15, '03
  9. by   jnette

    I'm the horse !
  10. by   NICU_Nurse


    You have super speed and can cloud minds, but you can't parallel park and you never shut up. You don't sweat even when you use your super strength, and if you would just stop clouding people's minds for cheap, tawdry sex we'd all be relieved. You also use your X-Ray vision to ogle men's bodies in the grocery store. You can travel in time, but you only do it to cheat at the stock market. You're secretly into bondage and Jello (which is perfectly okay with us).

    Hmm...so true, so true...(rubbing chin thoughtfully)
  11. by   P_RN


    MISTRESS BULLET
  12. by   jnette
    Whaaaaaaaaat ?

    You don't like Superhorse? She's a whole lot MORE than Mr. Ed y'know ! Look at her style, her speed, her grace ! And she doesn't NEED spandex ! The creators of spandex used her sleek shiny, muscled form for their vision !

    Geesh. No imagination, y'guys....
  13. by   NRSKarenRN
    Nemesis Kill
    (formerly known as Karen)



    You look good in Spandex and can tell 'light purple' from 'mauve'. You can't make up your mind, but at least you don't sweat when you use your super strength. If you would just stop clouding your co-worker's minds for sleazy sexual favors we'd all be relieved. You use your flying ability even if you've been drinking. If only you had super speed it wouldn't take you all day to clean the house. You could have sex with the Fantastic Four and still want more. No wonder you're so popular with the Justice League!

    OMG! Pic really shows what I looked like at 18---eerie.

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