Be my anti-valentine! (oh Wendy...:D)

  1. Happy V'Day!

    This is SO funny!!!:chuckle
  2. 24 Comments

  3. by   NS_RN
    Very Funny! most of these express my sentiments about VD to a tee!
  4. by   anitame
    BBUUUAAAHHH. This is my favorite. I think I'm gonna post it at Walmart. Maybe the mall too, for good measure!

  5. by   emily_mom
    Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
    but I only slept with you because I was pissed.
    I thought that I could love no other,
    Until, that is, I met your brother
    Roses are red, violets are blue,
    sugar is sweet, and so are you.
    But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
    the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
    Of loving beauty you float with grace,
    If only you could hide your face.
    Kind, intelligent, loving and hot,
    This describes everything you are not.
    I want to feel your sweet embrace,
    But don't take that paper bag off of your face.
    I love your smile, your face, and your eyes,
    Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
    My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
    Marrying you screwed up my life.
    I see your face when I am dreaming,
    That's why I always wake up screaming.
    Oh my love you take my breath away,
    What have you stepped in to smell this way?
    My feelings for you no words can tell,
    Except for maybe "go to hell"
    What inspired this amorous rhyme?
    Two parts vodka, one part lime
  6. by   kaycee

    :roll I love it!!:roll
  7. by   hapeewendy

    Kristy you are completey my anti valentine hero!

    my favourite
    this has made me gleefully happy for some strange reason
  8. by   nursedawn67
    I was ready the cards to my hubby and we found these pretty funny!
  9. by   Lausana
    :chuckle I like "You'll Do" :roll
  10. by   nursedawn67
    Or VD give them something they'll remember! LOL
  11. by   emily_mom
    It must not like you posting pics....

    Wendy, you'll always be my Valentine....
  12. by   Stargazer
    Originally posted by emily_mom
    Happy V'Day!
    That. Is just. Awesome.

    Sending to everyone I know. Thanks, Kristy!
  13. by   JonRN
    Oh Kristi this is a wonderful site!!!! They will all get one from me!!!! Thanks a bunch.
  14. by   Beach_RN
    I love it! I will be sending out some Valentines myself!