August 2017 Caption Contest - Win $100 - page 3

Each month, we invite readers to suggest a funny caption for our cartoon; readers can vote for their favorite; the winner will get $100. Can you help us out? To participate please follow the... Read More

  1. by   Dfernandes
    '' Iam scared to say, but I like pinching nurses butts"
  2. by   xpuha7
    OK students, cath practice time!!
    Last edit by xpuha7 on Aug 5 : Reason: punctuation
  3. by   1056chris
    Just relax Matilda the doctor will be here to deliver your baby real soon. We still have time.
  4. by   omoladams
    What!!!!! Not only me......
  5. by   feelix
    Sorry!!! Let Me Knock First
  6. by   Julieb3an
    The Simulation Lab Mannequin is alive and he has no pants! (New movie: Mannequin 4 the hospital scene)
  7. by   Julieb3an
    The residents still haven't put in admit orders! Don't touch him!
  8. by   Julieb3an
    He won't let me touch him without a "doctor's stethoscope". Anyone have one?
  9. by   kimandthekinks
    I thought you'd be happy to see me Bertha! I got sick for you because I never see you anymore. Don't you think we were special? Don't run away, I did this for you! You're making me feel more awful...
  10. by   kimandthekinks
    Quote from kimandthekinks
    I thought you'd be happy to see me Bertha! I got sick for you because I never see you anymore. Don't you think we were special? Don't run away, I did this for you! You're making me feel more awful...

    Berthaaaaaa! Don't do this. (I'm role playing now I'm really feeling this story line, lmao )
  11. by   tink0013
    When you find out your patient has bed bugs...
  12. by   djh123
    I've heard of BigFOOT, but ...
  13. by   solippy
    Nurses can handle the sight of anything .... until there's a big spider in the room.

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