If you need a laugh then read through these Children's Science Exam
>Answers. These are real answers given by children.
>Q: Name the four seasons.
>A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
>Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
>A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large
>pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
>Q: How is dew formed?
>A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
>Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
>A: Keep it in the cow.
>Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
>A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends
>to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and
>nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.
>Q: What are steroids?
>A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
>Q: What happens to your body as you age?
>A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.
>Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
>A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.
>Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
>A: Premature death.
>Q: What is artificial insemination?
>A: When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow.
>Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.g., abdomen).
>A: The body is consisted into three parts -- the brainium, the borax and
>the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains
>the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A,
>E, I, O, and U.
>Q: What is the fibula?
>A: A small lie.
>Q: What does "varicose" mean?
>Q: Give the meaning of the term "Cesarean Section"
>A: The Cesarean Section is a district in Rome.
>Q: What does the word "benign" mean?'
>A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.
Jul 4, '04
Thanks for another chuckle, Fran! I sent them on, to enlighten my email buddies! -- D