Answers to a Science Quiz Given By Children

  1. If you need a laugh then read through these Children's Science Exam
    >Answers. These are real answers given by children.
    >Q: Name the four seasons.
    >A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
    >Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
    >A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large
    >pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
    >Q: How is dew formed?
    >A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
    >Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
    >A: Keep it in the cow.
    >Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
    >A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends
    >to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and
    >nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.
    >Q: What are steroids?
    >A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
    >Q: What happens to your body as you age?
    >A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.
    >Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
    >A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.
    >Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
    >A: Premature death.
    >Q: What is artificial insemination?
    >A: When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow.
    >Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.g., abdomen).
    >A: The body is consisted into three parts -- the brainium, the borax and
    >the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains
    >the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A,
    >E, I, O, and U.
    >Q: What is the fibula?
    >A: A small lie.
    >Q: What does "varicose" mean?
    >A: Nearby.
    >Q: Give the meaning of the term "Cesarean Section"
    >A: The Cesarean Section is a district in Rome.
    >Q: What does the word "benign" mean?'
    >A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.
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  3. by   dianah
    Thanks for another chuckle, Fran! I sent them on, to enlighten my email buddies! -- D