Another [bad] blonde joke...


    A young blonde woman decides to try horseback riding, even though she

    has had no lessons or prior experience.

    She mounts the horse, unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into action.

    As it gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, the blonde begins >to

    slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but

    cannot get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's

    neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway!

    The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its' slipping rider.

    Finally, losing her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from

    the horse and throw herself to safety.

    Unfortunately, her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup, and she is now

    at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck

    against the ground over and over and over.

    As her head is battered against the ground and she is mere moments >away

    from unconsciousness, to her great fortune, Frank, the Wal-Mart greeter,

    sees her and unplugs the horse.
  2. 10 Comments

  3. by   jnette
    i don't get it.

    just kidding. :d
    baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha !!!!

    yes, prmnrs... that really is bad.

    *chortle, chortle*
  4. by   pugmum
  5. by   Spidey's mom
    Oh that was funny.

  6. by   SmilingBluEyes
  7. by   CHATSDALE
    LOL this is from a brunette...orginally and from the bottle
  8. by   Super_RN
    LOL!!!! I'm a blonde to boot!!!
  9. by   bethin
    LOL!!!! I'm going to have to pass that on to my blonde friends!
  10. by   Jessy_RN
    No she didn'! Loved it.
  11. by   Ted

    very funny!
  12. by   luvmy2angels
    Good one!!!