yesterday i took my daughter and her friends to dorney park. i tried to be so cool and go on the rides as much as they did. actually i felt like i was going through my second childhood. well, i almost scared myself to death on this one ride called the "dominator." the thing is about 20 stories high. they strap you into these seats and send you to the top in about 3 seconds and then drops you back down. while waiting in line, all i kept thinking was, "i hope they have a crash cart very available!" well......when this thing took off i swore i pi$$ed my pants! i tried to scream, but couldn't! the force was so strong that it was like being launched into space! when it's over they expect you to get right out and walk away. they forgot that i had to peel my brains out of my underwear and then put them back into my head first so that i could stand and walk! needless to say i haven't been right since....:stone ....ptsd!
it was the best ride i was ever on and worth every penny i spent getting into the park!
so what was the best ride you were ever on at an amusement park? give me all the details. maybe, just maybe i'll go on it the next time i go to an amusement park.
"the dominator rules"