Ah, EMT's again! But not what you think...

  1. We decided to go for a ride this weekend. The weather was nice, the dogs needed to get out so we thought ok lets take a drive.

    We were following an ambulance, that was in no hurry, they stopped for a red light and so of course we stopped too. When the light turned green they started to go pretty quickly and suddenly an icebox fell off the top of the ambulance. We thought ok somebody left their lunch on top.

    They kept going, I got out and picked up the icebox and of course nosey me had to open it. Well it wasn't lunch. It was somebody's hairy severed big toe! Yummy, no need for me to have lunch anymore.
    Last edit by DutchgirlRN on Feb 26, '07 : Reason: Spelling
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  2. 22 Comments

  3. by   traumaRUs
    OKay - gotta ask - what did you do with it??? lol
  4. by   TazziRN
    Teach you to snoop in another kid's lunchbox!!!
  5. by   DutchgirlRN
    Quote from TazziRN
    Teach you to snoop in another kid's lunchbox!!!
    Yeah, it was kinda gross, even for a nurse. A hairy big toe!
  6. by   tnbutterfly
    OK........Was there any toe jam to go along with the toe. YUCK!!!!!!!
  7. by   DutchgirlRN
    Quote from tnbutterfly
    OK........Was there any toe jam to go along with the toe. YUCK!!!!!!!
    No if they had some, they still have it, they just kept on going, oblivious to the fact they had lost the toe.
  8. by   dianah
    ! ! !
  9. by   bethin
    Is this why your avatar is a pic of a foot?
  10. by   Kim O'Therapy
    I'd love to see the driver explain that one! Ummm, excuse me sir/ma'm, where's the toe I'm suppose to sew back on the patient?

    Oh yeah, I left it on top of the ambulance!

    I can see it now - a lawsuit over a lost toe!
  11. by   DutchgirlRN
    Quote from bethin
    Is this why your avatar is a pic of a foot?
    You get the prize. Where shall I send this hairy big toe?
  12. by   bethin
    Quote from DutchgirlRN
    You get the prize. Where shall I send this hairy big toe?
    Try sending it in c/o the guy who lost it. Make sure you pack it in dry ice 'cause I'm sure they don't want a rotten toe.

    Anybody ever watch jacka$$ on mtv? There was an episode where they left an (empty) baby car seat on top of an SUV and drove around in it. People were honking and yelling but they just drove around like they didn't notice. Kind of reminds me of that episode.

    Or maybe you were on that Ashton Kutcher show? What was the name of that anyway?
  13. by   Kim O'Therapy
    Quote from bethin
    Try sending it in c/o the guy who lost it. Make sure you pack it in dry ice 'cause I'm sure they don't want a rotten toe.

    Anybody ever watch jacka$$ on mtv? There was an episode where they left an (empty) baby car seat on top of an SUV and drove around in it. People were honking and yelling but they just drove around like they didn't notice. Kind of reminds me of that episode.

    Or maybe you were on that Ashton Kutcher show? What was the name of that anyway?

    Wasn't it Punked or something like that?
  14. by   TazziRN
    Quote from tnbutterfly
    OK........Was there any toe jam to go along with the toe. YUCK!!!!!!!


    *gag*


    *koff koff*





    Okay, that did it for me............

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