Adult letter to santa!!!

  1. letter to santa

    I laughed so much when this was done.



    Leigh
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  2. 15 Comments

  3. by   PennyLane
  4. by   J-RN student
    Loved it Leigh!:chuckle :roll :chuckle
  5. by   OBNURSEHEATHER
    Wouldn't work for me????
  6. by   PennyLane
    Originally posted by OBNURSEHEATHER
    Wouldn't work for me????
    Heather-- I had to disable my pop-up ad blocker before I clicked 'send letter' on the bottom.
  7. by   OBNURSEHEATHER
    Bastages!

    Thank you!
  8. by   semstr
    great fun!!
  9. by   LasVegasRN
    That was cute!!!
  10. by   Lausana
    I hate it when I'm arrested for lewd conduct :imbar :chuckle

    Good one Leigh!
  11. by   hapeewendy
    Dear Santa,

    I have been a good girl.

    It really wasn't my fault what happened at
    mark's Christmas party. It was shawn who
    spiked the punch with too much whisky. I can't help it if I drank 9 glasses. It
    was so good---smelled and tasted just like
    cinnamon.

    I thought it was funny when I put michelle's
    thong on my head and danced the tango on
    the lazyboy chair while singing `wide open
    spaces'. I didn't mean to break mark's
    electric mixer and don't know why mark
    would sue me for removing the do not
    remove tag from a mattress.

    I don't remember calling darren's wife a
    pale piglet---even though she looked like
    one with blue eye shadow and red lipstick!

    And when I threw up on sabrina's
    husband's toe, it was only because I ate too
    much of that taco.

    After all that fun, I admit I was a little
    tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and
    drove my vw beetle through my neighbor's
    attic. I don't think that was any reason for
    my neighbor to call me a big kitty cat and
    have me arrested for petty theft under
    $500!

    So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on
    Christmas Eve, all hot and shiny. And I'm
    really not to blame for any of this rough
    stuff. Please bring me what I want the
    most---bail money!

    Sincerely and teasingly yours,
    wendy (Really a nice girl!)

    P.S. It's only 69 bucks!



    Oh dear
    see I'm all shiny from the damn sparkles in my frickin body lotion!
  12. by   night owl
    :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle
  13. by   MissdonditaBsn


    man was that a good laugh.
    Thanks
  14. by   ?burntout
    :chuckle :roll ROFLMAO!!!!

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