Actual headlines of 2004

  1. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
    [ no, really?]

    Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
    [now that's taking things a bit far!]

    Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
    [what a guy!]

    Miners Refuse to Work after Death
    [no-good-for-nothin' lazy so-and-sos!]

    Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
    [see if that works any better than a fair trial!]

    War Dims Hope for Peace
    [I can see where it might have that effect!]

    If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
    [you think?!]

    Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
    [who would have thought!]

    Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
    [they may be on to something!]

    Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
    [you mean there's something stronger than duct tape?!]

    Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge
    [he probably IS the battery charge!]

    New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
    [weren't they fat enough?!]

    Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
    [That's what he gets for eating those beans!]

    Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
    [Taste like chicken!]

    Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy
    [That was really giving of himself!]

    Local High School Drop-outs Cut in Half
    [Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]

    Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
    [Boy, are they tall!]

    Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
    [nuff said! ]
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  2. 5 Comments

  3. by   leslie :-D
    :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle

    thanks fran, but more important, good to 'see' you on board. :kiss :icon_hug:
  4. by   jnette
    Quote from earle58
    :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle

    thanks fran, but more important, good to 'see' you on board. :kiss :icon_hug:
    Big fat DITTO.
  5. by   Roy Fokker
    Quote from jnette
    Big fat DITTO.
    Make that a double Ditto!
  6. by   FranEMTnurse
    Thank you, Leslie, Jnette, and Roy. I appreciate that.
  7. by   lisamc1RN
    Very cute, Fran! Glad you're back~!

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