Absolute WORST movie you have ever seen?

  1. "Leaving Las Vegas". I'm sorry, but I turned it off after an hour. I did not get the point, I didn't sympathize or empathize with the characters, I didn't understand why the movie was made. It was totally pointless to me.

    Next to that, "The People Under the Stairs". Was that supposed to be a real horror movie or a comedy? I couldn't decide.

    Every Prince movie after "Purple Rain". "Under the Cherry Moon" left me saying *****?? afterwards, and "Graffiti Bridge" just pissed me off. Thank God someone pulled his movie contracts.

    What about you? Worst movies you have ever seen....
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  3. by   Q.
    The Piano.


    It was some artsy, stupid flick about a mute woman, or something, who had an affair with her piano teacher, or whatever, and her husband found out and cut off her finger so she couldn't play.

    She then ended by letting her lover believe she was fleeing with him, and they loaded her piano on some boat, which she had tied to herself and tossed overboard.

    It was so stupid.
  4. by   LasVegasRN
    Um, Susy, did you just give away the whole plot and ending? Bend over!
  5. by   JonRN
    Absolutely beyond a doubt the worse movie ever was "Rhinoceros" with Zero Mostel. We decided to stick it out, and when it was over, we were the only ones left in the theater. We now use it as a grading system for movies i.e. "that movie sucked as bad as rhinoceros". It was one of those artsy-fartsy deals where everyone turned into a rhino and went charging through the streets. I think it was from a play by Eugene Ionesco....way too complicated for this country boy.

    Pappy
  6. by   SmilingBluEyes
    Attack of the Killer Tomatoes...yes there is such a movie. About as stupid as it gets. Maybe it is fun if you are drunk or on drugs, I dunno.

    Also Natural Born Killers. BOTH MOVIES SUCKED SO BAD I COULD NOT FINISH THEM. At NBK, I walked out about 45 minutes into it. It was just AWFUL and changed my whole opinion on Woody Harrelson and his acting/role choices.
  7. by   Q.
    Originally posted by LasVegasRN
    Um, Susy, did you just give away the whole plot and ending? Bend over!
    Yup, the whole damn movie can be summed up in 2 sentences. Trust me, don't see it.
  8. by   MelSky
    freddy got fingered is by far the worst movie ever made. it had tom green in it and it's disgusting. i also hated the matrix.
  9. by   JonRN
    I liked the Matrix, but now that I think about it, it was a high-tech Rhinoceros. I got a Matrix screen saver, you know those random numbers falling on your screen, Kinda relaxing.

    Pappy
  10. by   kristi915
    Legally Blond........................just by the name of it I should of known....boyfriend and I left 5 minutes into the movie............wasted 3 bucks that we could of eaten with!!
  11. by   Mattigan
    Originally posted by Susy K
    Yup, the whole damn movie can be summed up in 2 sentences. Trust me, don't see it.
    The movie is "The Piano" with Holly Hunter ,Harvey Keitel,Anna Pacquin and Sam Neil. I really liked it. I think Keitel should of nixxed the nude scene but other than that it's good. Also, has a haunting soundtrack. Michael Neiman won an Academy Award for the sound track and Holly Hunter got Best Actress and Anna Pacquin , Best Supporting Actress for their roles. I think Jane Campion was nominated for best screenplay or something for it, also. I have a copy- that's what I like about life- it takes all kinds and it doesn't get boring.

    I hated Network and A Clockwork Orange- didn't get them at all.
  12. by   adrienurse
    Hey man! I love Eugene Ionesco! Must have just been the movie that sucked. I saw the play once and laughed my ass off! Maybe it's only funny in french?

    I have seen a lot of sucky movies definately not worth the full prive fair. The latest that I recall is that one with Adam Sandler and Wynona Ryder where he's rich (so bad I think I'm repressing the title).
  13. by   Lausana
    Evolution. <someone insisted we all so it-it was going to be "so" funny >

    probably more if I think about it....
  14. by   MelSky
    Originally posted by adrienurse
    Hey man! I love Eugene Ionesco! Must have just been the movie that sucked. I saw the play once and laughed my ass off! Maybe it's only funny in french?

    I have seen a lot of sucky movies definately not worth the full prive fair. The latest that I recall is that one with Adam Sandler and Wynona Ryder where he's rich (so bad I think I'm repressing the title).

    the movie was mr. deeds

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