A true friend


    (So funny - read all the way to the end).....

    Are you tired of all those sissy, mushy
    "friendship" poems that always sound good but never actually come close
    to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to
    true friendship!

    1. When you are sad,
    ...I will get you drunk
    and will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard
    > who made you sad.

    2. When you are blue,
    if> ...I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
    3. When you smile,
    f> ...I'll know you finally got laid.

    4. When you are scared,
    f> ...I will rag
    you about it every chance I get.

    5. When you are worried,
    ...I will tell you horrible stories
    about how
    much worse it could be and to quit whining.

    6. When you are confused,
    f> ...I will use little words to explain.

    7. When you are sick,
    ...stay away from me until you're well again.
    if> I don't want whatever you have.

    8. When you fall, ...I will point and laugh
    at your clumsy

    This is my oath, I pledge 'til the end. Why you may ask?

    Because you're my friend!

    Send this to ten of your closest friends and get depressed because you
    can only think of two,
    and one of them is not speaking to you right now anyway.

    Remember: A friend will help you move.

    A really good friend will help you move a body.

    Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.
  2. 5 Comments

  3. by   fergus51
    I got that in an email and LOVE it! That's the kind of friends I love
  4. by   nurs4kids
    yeah, I wish it would post right here..
    it's much cuter when the images come up.
  5. by   FutureRN~Pookie
    Too cute! And OH so true! P.S. My fave was the one about the body ) ~Kacy
  6. by   kids
    thought I had fixed it and didn't
  7. by   RNonsense
    I got that in an e-mail too! It's great!