A true friend

  1. A TRUER FRIEND YOU'LL NEVER FIND!



    (So funny - read all the way to the end).....

    Are you tired of all those sissy, mushy
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    "friendship" poems that always sound good but never actually come close
    to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to
    true friendship!
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    1. When you are sad,
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    ...I will get you drunk
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    and will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard
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    > who made you sad.

    2. When you are blue,
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    if> ...I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
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    f>
    3. When you smile,
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    f> ...I'll know you finally got laid.
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    4. When you are scared,
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    f> ...I will rag
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    you about it every chance I get.

    5. When you are worried,
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    ...I will tell you horrible stories
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    about how
    much worse it could be and to quit whining.

    6. When you are confused,
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    f> ...I will use little words to explain.
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    7. When you are sick,
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    ...stay away from me until you're well again.
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    if> I don't want whatever you have.

    8. When you fall, ...I will point and laugh
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    at your clumsy
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    ass.

    This is my oath, I pledge 'til the end. Why you may ask?
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    Because you're my friend!
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    >

    Send this to ten of your closest friends and get depressed because you
    can only think of two,
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    and one of them is not speaking to you right now anyway.
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    Remember: A friend will help you move.
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    A really good friend will help you move a body.
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    >

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    Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.
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  2. 5 Comments

  3. by   fergus51
    I got that in an email and LOVE it! That's the kind of friends I love
  4. by   nurs4kids
    yeah, I wish it would post right here..
    it's much cuter when the images come up.
  5. by   FutureRN~Pookie
    Too cute! And OH so true! P.S. My fave was the one about the body ) ~Kacy
  6. by   kids
    thought I had fixed it and didn't
  7. by   RNonsense
    I got that in an e-mail too! It's great!

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