Are you tired of all of those "mushy" friendship poems? Well, here is a friendship poem that really speaks about true friendship and truth itself.......
Friend, when you are say, I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the b@$t@#% who made you sad.
When you are blue, I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
When you smile, I'll know you finally got some.
When you are scared, I'll tease you about it every chance I get.
When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.
When you are confused, I will you little words to explain it, dumb @$$.
When you are sick, stay away from me until you're well again. I don't want what you got.
:roll When you fall, I will try to keep from laughing.
This is my oath, I pledge till the end, why, you ask, because you're my friend