A story

  1. A woman was leaving a convenience store with her
    morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral
    procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long
    black hearse was followed by a second long black
    hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the
    second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit bull
    on a leash. Behind her, a short distance back, were
    about 200 women walking single file.

    The woman couldn't stand her curiosity. She
    respectfully approached the woman walking the dog and
    said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I
    know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never
    seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"

    "My husband's."

    "What happened to him?"

    The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him."

    She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second
    hearse?"

    The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying
    to help my husband when the dog turned on her."

    A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed
    between the two women.

    "Can I borrow the dog?"

    "Get in line."
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  2. 2 Comments

  3. by   sirI
    That is hilarious, Di. I LOVED it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  4. by   muffie
    hahahehehoho

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