a nice story with a happy ending..so unlike me...

  1. This is something to think about when negative people are doing their
    best to rain on your parade. So remember this the next time someone who knows
    nothing and cares less (not to mention jealous) makes your life
    miserable...



    A New York woman was at her hairdresser's on Park Avenue getting her
    hair styled prior to a trip to Rome with her boyfriend. She mentioned the
    trip to the hairdresser, who responded,
    "Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and dirty and
    full of Italians. You're crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you getting there?"

    "We're taking Continental," was the reply. "We got a great rate!"

    "Continental?" exclaimed the hairdresser. "That's a terrible airline.
    Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly, and they're always
    late. So, where are you staying in Rome?"

    "We'll be at this exclusive little place over on Rome's Tiber River
    called Teste..."

    "Don't go any further." said the hairdresser. "I know that place.
    Everybodythinks its gonna be something special and exclusive, but it's really a
    dump, the worst hotel in the city! The rooms are small,the service is surly
    and they're overpriced. So, whatcha doing when you get there?"

    " We're going to go to see the Vatican and we hope to see the Pope."

    "That's rich," laughed the hairdresser. "You and a million other people trying
    to see him. He'll look the size of an ant. Boy, good luck on this lousy
    trip of yours. You're going to need it."

    A month later, the woman again came in for a hairdo. The hairdresser
    asked her about her trip to Rome. "It was wonderful," explained the woman,
    "not only were we on time in one of Continental's brand new planes, but it
    was overbooked and they bumped us up to first class. The food and wine were
    wonderful, and I had a handsome 28-year-old steward who waited on me
    hand and foot.
    And the hotel - it was great! They'd just finished a $5 million
    remodeling job and now it's a jewel, the finest hotel in the city. They, too,were
    overbooked,so they apologized and gave us their owner's suite at no
    extra charge!"

    " Well," muttered the hairdresser, "that's all well and good, but I know
    you didn't get to see the Pope."

    "Actually, we were quite lucky, because as we toured the Vatican, a
    Swiss Guard tapped me on the shoulder and explained that the Pope likes to
    meet some of the visitors and if I'd be so kind as to step into his private
    room and wait, the Pope would personally greet me.

    Sure enough, five minutes later, the Pope walked through the door and
    shook my hand! I knelt down and he spoke a few words to me."

    "Oh, really...What'd he say?"
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    . He said, "Where'd you get the ****** hairdo?"
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  2. 10 Comments

  3. by   Gator,SN
    HaHA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!:chuckle
  4. by   Brownms46
    Good One..
  5. by   OBNURSEHEATHER
    :chuckle Heather
  6. by   jevans
    Thanks so much :chuckle
    Had a really cr*** day needed that chuckle
    j
  7. by   LasVegasRN
    I love this one!
  8. by   misti_z
    :chuckle :roll :roll :chuckle
  9. by   researchrabbit
    hahahahahahahah ROFL
  10. by   shygirl
    OMG! I laughed so hard, I had tears coming out of my eyes!
  11. by   night owl
    Gotta love the Pope!
  12. by   oramar
    Oh Sunnygirl, that is a good one. I will be showing that to a few friends.

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