A joke? President Vs. Easter Bunny?

  1. ?I think this is just a joke?

    Poll: Majority of Americans Wish Bush Was a Fictitious Character
    Loses to Easter Bunny, Aquaman in Theoretical Match-ups

    ...And Mr. Bush would suffer a similar fate in hypothetical face-offs with such other fictitious characters as the Little Mermaid, the Easter Bunny, and SpongeBob SquarePants.

    At the White House, spokesman Tony Snow said the poll results were, in their own way, "good news" for the president....

  2. 3 Comments

  3. by   VivaLasViejas
    Works for me.
  4. by   bethin
    "The American people want the president to be fictitious," Mr. Snow said. "Well, his reasons for invading Iraq were fictitious, so he's really meeting them halfway."

    Makes sense to me. Surprising Mr Snow is saying that about the prez.

    On unrelated news:

    Elsewhere, experts say that Britney Spears' hair could fetch as much as $1 million, while her brain could go for $300.

    I think $300 is optimistic.
  5. by   elkpark
    It's HUMOR, folks.

    (Although I do wish Shrub was merely a fictional character, and I'd much rather take my chances with Aquaman or the Easter bunny running the country.)