A Fairy Tale......(laugh)

  1. > > > > Once upon a time,

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    > > > > in a land far away,

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    > > > > a beautiful, independent,

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    > > > > self-assured princess

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    > > > > happened upon a frog as she sat,

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    > > > > contemplating ecological issues

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    > > > > on the shores of an unpolluted pond

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    > > > > in a verdant meadow near her castle.

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    > > > > The frog hopped into the princess' lap

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    > > > > and said: Elegant Lady,

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    > > > > I was once a handsome prince,

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    > > > > until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.> ~~~~~~~~

    > > > > One kiss from you, however,

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    > > > > and I will turn back

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    > > > > into the dapper, young prince that I am

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    > > > > and then, my sweet, we can marry

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    > > > > and set up housekeeping in your castle

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    > > > > with my mother,

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    > > > > where you can prepare my meals,

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    > > > > clean my clothes, bear my children,

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    > > > > and forever
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    > > > > feel grateful and happy doing so.

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    > > > > That night,

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    > > > > as the princess dined sumptuously

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    on lightly sautéed frog legs

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    > > > > seasoned in a white wine

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    > > > > and onion cream sauce,

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    > > > > she chuckled and thought to herself:

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    > > > > " I don't f*^%$# think so!" :chuckle
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  2. 3 Comments

  3. by   leslie :-D


    I could be that princess except i would just dispose of that froggy rather than eat him (bleh).

    thanks deb. :chuckle
  4. by   SmilingBluEyes
    hehehe yea

    froglegs are not my thing, either.
  5. by   z's playa
    That as hilarious. Totally explains the situation I'm in now actually.

    Man, do I wish I had that recipe about.....oh....3 years ago! :chuckle

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