A bus crashes......

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    A bus, carrying only ugly people, crashes into an oncoming truck and
    everyone inside dies. They, then, get to meet their Maker and, because of
    the grief they have experienced, He decides to grant them one wish each
    before they enter Paradise.

    They're all lined up and God asks the first one what the wish is.

    "I want to be gorgeous, " and so, God snaps His fingers and it is done.
    The
    second one in line hears this and says, "I want to be gorgeous, too."
    Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted. This goes on for
    awhile.

    But, when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in the line starts
    laughing. When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the
    floor; laughing his head off.
    Finally, God reaches this guy and asks him what his wish will be. The guy
    eventually calms down and says, "Make'em all ugly, again."

    SO, THE NEXT TIME YOU'RE 'LAST IN LINE', CONSIDER YOURSELF BLESSED.
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  2. 8 Comments

  3. by   SouthernLPN2RN
    That's hilarious!!
  4. by   Fun2, RN, BSN
    Now that would be my luck...die on an ugly bus, get to be beautiful for 5 minutes, and have it all wished away by the only person on the bus that laughs at his own jokes. :chuckle


  5. by   weetziebat
  6. by   Someday-C.R.N.A.


    Thanks for the laugh!
  7. by   Darlene K.
    :chuckle :chuckle
  8. by   luvltc
    I love it. Thanks for making me laugh before I head to work.

    Diane
  9. by   Spidey's mom
    Quote from Fun2Care
    Now that would be my luck...die on an ugly bus, get to be beautiful for 5 minutes, and have it all wished away by the only person on the bus that laughs at his own jokes. :chuckle




    Yeah, that last person would be my dear husband.

    steph
  10. by   SmilingBluEyes
    VERY cute!

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