A Bar in Dublin

  1. A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walked into
    a bar in Dublin. She raised her right arm,revealing a huge,
    hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting
    at the bar and asked,

    What man here will buy a lady a drink?"

    The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. But
    down at the end of the bar, an owly-eyed drunk slammed his
    hand down on the counter and bellowed, "Give the ballerina
    a drink!"

    The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down.
    She turned to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them,
    revealing the same hairy armpit, and asked,

    "What man here will buy a lady a drink?"

    Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on
    the bar and said, "Give the ballerina another drink!" The bartender
    approached the little drunk and said, "I say, old
    chap, it's your business if you want to buy the lady a drink,
    but why do you keep calling her -- the ballerina?"

    The drunk replied, "Any woman who can lift her leg that high
    has got to be a ballerina!"

    Have a wonderful day today, and a better day tomorrow.

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  3. by   madwife2002