that never never work. [borrowed from Toro magazine Apr May issue]
1. Can you buy me a drink?
2. Lets go to your place, Mother doesn't like me to have visitors.
3. Wow, you are much better looking than the men in jail.
4. Excuse me, I don't suppose I could have a little bit of your hair?
5. I felt an instant connection to you, probably because you're a dead ringer for my ex-girlfriend. Boy, would I love to get back at her.
6. You've got an @@@ that won't quit, judging by its size.
7. Life is full of regrets. How would you like to have some tomorrow morning?
8. That's a beautiful blouse, and I love what you've done with your bathroom, too. I mean, from what I could see from the bushes this mornng. Hi, my name's Tom. I may look familiar.
9. I couldn't help but notice that you're also a member of the master race. Hey. Where are you going?
10. So how many drinks does it take to get you sloppy drunk?
11. You make me want to be a one-woman man. Especially since being a no-woman man is getting pretty tired.
12. Was your father a thief? Because someone stole the stars and put them in your eyes, and my wallet is missing.
13. Yes, that's right -- I'm a grabber.
14. Oh no. I don't drink. That just makes the voices in my head louder.
15. When it comes to the clap, I'm a standing ovation.
16. So, would anyone miss you if you disappeared for a while?
17. Hey baby, you were in my dreams last night. It was you, me and Napoleon and we had to save Rudolfo the elephant man from this evil masseuse who looked like my mother but wasn't really my mother -- but boy did he look like my mother. Did I mention we were all made of cheese? Weird.
18. Can I give you a ride home? Handlebars or seat?
19. Are you a plus-size model?
20. It's getting hot in here. So I've taken off all my clothes.
21. You're starting to grow on me. Sort of like this rash I have. Say, do you know any good rash doctors? Because I need to find one to address this rash.
22. As my dad used to say, "whoever smelt it, dealt it." Hi, my name is John.
23. I love long walks on the beach, especially ones that end with ______ _____.
24. Has anyone ever told you that you look like one of the Golden Girls?
Jun 1, '03
I've actually heard a couple of those in real life
Jun 1, '03
those are good adrie!:chuckle
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