15 Pieces Of Advice To Be Passed On To Your Daughters

  1. 1. Don't imagine that you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.

    2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door.

    3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.

    4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.

    5. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.

    6. Men are all the same, they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.

    7. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

    8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

    9. Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest he is too old for it.

    10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

    11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

    12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.

    13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.

    14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.

    15. Sadly, all men are created equal. Except for our AllNurses Brothers, they are the best...
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  2. 8 Comments

  3. by   SmilingBluEyes
    I think it would go both ways and if you plug in "she" and "women" you could apply the same advice to our sons. Good post.
  4. by   Mkue
    Very good POST !!! really enjoyed it !!
  5. by   GPatty
    YEA! MAybe I should print this one out and give it to my daughter who has just come home from a baaaaaaddd marriage...
  6. by   Zee_RN
    "9. Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest he is too old for it. "

    I think I'm gonna run downstairs right now and tell my hubby not to worry about installing those new drapery rods that I've needed for years; I've a YOUNG contractor who can do it in a flash!
  7. by   live4today
    Originally posted by Zee_RN
    "9. Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest he is too old for it. "

    I think I'm gonna run downstairs right now and tell my hubby not to worry about installing those new drapery rods that I've needed for years; I've a YOUNG contractor who can do it in a flash!
    So true, Zee_RN.....so true!
  8. by   live4today
    Originally posted by KaraLea
    1. Don't imagine that you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.

    2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door.

    5. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.

    6. Men are all the same, they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.

    7. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

    8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

    9. Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest he is too old for it.

    10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

    11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

    12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.

    13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.

    15. Sadly, all men are created equal. Except for our AllNurses Brothers, they are the best...
    :roll [THOSE ARE MY FAVORITES IN THE WHOLE LIST] :kiss
  9. by   nightingale
    tehehehhe:roll very funny...

    Thanks ofr sharing that!

    B
  10. by   stressedlpn
    gram always told me to hide money and make sure anything I wanted was in my namethat way when I left(she was married 4 times the teed her off she left) I could go in style. this is the same woman that gave us all iron skillets and a pistel when we got married,just in case he forgets who is in charge she would say)I will say that pistol saved my life once when he almost beat me to death. guess she knew what she was talking about

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