10 Ways to know if you have PMS

  1. 10 Ways To Know If You Have PMS

    1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
    2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.
    3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
    4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
    5. You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that says, "How's my driving-call 1-800-***-****."
    6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
    7. You're convinced there's a God and that he's male.
    8. You're counting down the days until menopause.
    9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
    10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.





    Copyright 2002 Joshua F. Madison
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  2. 14 Comments

  3. by   SmilingBluEyes
    yep.
  4. by   live4today
    :chuckle :roll :chuckle I love it, dee! :kiss
  5. by   shygirl
    :chuckle
  6. by   adrienurse
    True, clear, precise.
  7. by   adrienurse
    Aunt flo's in town, I'm surfin' the red tide, That time of the month, on the rag.....

    Does anyone have any more expressions for the "time".
  8. by   MollyMo
    Originally posted by adrienurse
    Aunt flo's in town, I'm surfin' the red tide, That time of the month, on the rag.....

    Does anyone have any more expressions for the "time".
    My red-headed friend is in town. It's my punctation. I'm feeling hormonal.
  9. by   OBNURSEHEATHER
    :chuckle An entire thread of period humor.... I love it!

    Heather
  10. by   Tookie
    at least 5 out of ten at the moment - Yeeeek
  11. by   stillpressingon
    These are great!

    Anyone notice the OP was written by a MAN??
  12. by   zuzi
    Not match in my case.....possible to be other problem....LOOOOOOL
  13. by   NursesRmofun
    Roflol
  14. by   muffie
    tweety don roy

    where are yall ?

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