"Pop Music" and me

  1. [size=huge]getting old? not me...

    for those who are feeling a little older and missing those great old tunes, there is good news! some of our favorite artists have re-released their great hits with new lyrics to accommodate us, their aging audience.

    herman's hermits - "mrs. brown, you've got a lovely walker"

    the bee gees - "how can you mend a broken hip"

    the temptations - "papa's got a kidney stone"

    nancy sinatra - "these boots aren't made for bunions"

    the beatles - "i get by with a little help from depends"

    marvin gaye - "i heard it through the grape nuts"

    procol harem - "a whiter shade of hair"

    johnny nash - "i can't see clearly now"

    leo sayer - "you make me feel like napping"

    abba - "denture queen"

    paul simon - "fifty ways to lose your liver"

    roberta flack - "the first time i ever forgot your face"

    commodores - "once, twice, three times to the bathroom"

    rolling stones - "you can't always pee when you want"

    bobby darin - "splish, splash, i was havin' a flash"[/size]
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  2. 7 Comments

  3. by   Ted
    :chuckle :roll :chuckle

    Very, very funny!

    Cheers!

    Ted
  4. by   debralynn
    :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle
  5. by   eltrip
    Ah, thank you for making me smile!
  6. by   debralynn
    "I Can't Smile Without You" - Barry Manilow

    I Can't Eat Without You
  7. by   SmilingBluEyes
    so cute....
  8. by   Danamegg
    P_RN thanks for the fun ...!!!

  9. by   night owl





    All of those songs are me except for two
    Last edit by night owl on Jul 16, '03

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