"for all the FBI WARNINGS, did anyone get hit by terrorists on the 4th?"

  1. '''PLACES THE TERRORISTS OUGHTA HIT'''

    On the 4th, I had to run in Walmart' and get a pair of beach shoes. Was it packed !!

    The terrorists oughta hit any Walmart near a beach town.
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  3. by   LasVegasRN
    YES! I was terrorized on the 4th by terrorists. Up until 10 pm at night there were several ILLEGAL fireworks going off in my neighborhood. I was going to alert the FBI, CIA, and our new Homeland Security council as my dog started frothing at the mouth from all the barking he felt was necessary to warn these Firework Terrorists to cease and desist their covertly overt activities. Just as I was about to pick up the phone to issue a national alert, one of the dastardly Firework Terrorists let off a huge red, white, and blue mimosa light display, to which my daughter and I said, "oooooh, COOL!" and we decided to lay in wait until the Firework Terrorists completed their works of total disdain for the "legal" fireworks (that consist of a little popping thing and a sparkley) while watching the Macy's 4th of July celebration. After that, I fell asleep. I think I was secretly drugged.

  4. by   live4today
    Okay prn nurse....don't go given the terrorists any ideas...or any other loose canon in this country for that matter. Walmart is the place to go...shopping is what keeps me whole...if I can't shop Walmart stores...I become the biggest bore! Sound off...ONE TWO THREE FOUR...WALMART!

    LasVegas girl...I truly do believe you missed your calling. You would make a great comedian! Just when you start on your comedic tour around the world...take me along, and I'll be your "Partner in Comedy".

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