You know your a mom when...

  1. Go ahead moms! Finish the sentence!

    Ill start!!

    ...you like roads with lots of potholes because after all it helps baby enjoy the ride a little more

    ...you realize it's past lunchtime and you haven't even drank one sip of any type of fluid.

    ...you're driving down the road and all the sudden you look at your nails and there's something green and smelly underneath!!
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  2. 14 Comments

  3. by   herring_RN
    You know you're a Mom when:

    ... you find yourself eating the crust of the sandwich your toddler handed you.
  4. by   Farawyn
    Quote from herring_RN
    You know you're a Mom when:

    ... you find yourself eating the crust of the sandwich your toddler handed you.
    I was going to say this. I have eaten more grilled cheese crusts than I can count. Little did my brats know that they were giving me the best part!

    You know you're a mom when you never have any singles in your wallet. Ever.
  5. by   heron
    ... You can't remember how to talk to grownups.
  6. by   nursej22
    You keep and stash every spare paper napkin, just in case. My purse, every jacket pocket, and my glove compartment are stocked! And the youngest is 30 years old.
  7. by   Farawyn
    You know you're a mom when you buy 4 gallons of milk a week.
  8. by   Rose_Queen
    Quote from Farawyn
    You know you're a mom when you buy 4 gallons of milk a week.
    And one of them is whole, one is skim, and two are 2%.

    When you find more toys in your purse than your own things.

    When you're a vegetarian who cooks meat because your womb nuggets eat meat.

    Your bathtub has lots of artwork from your kids' bathtub crayons.

    You've dug through the stuff in the vacuum canister to find that Barbie shoe you accidentally sucked up... because your daughter didn't clean up all of her toys.

    You'd like to take the Frozen DVD out back and use it for target practice.

    I'm not even a mom- these are just things I see as aunt.
  9. by   Farawyn
    We all drink 1%. With the amount they drink? 1%. They are both athletic, especially The Kid.
    I do have my secret stash of half n half for when I get decadent with my coffee.

    You know you're a mom when you have 6 teenage boys in your house at all times, and only 2 of them are yours, but you yell at them and feed them as if they were all yours.
  10. by   Spidey's mom
    Quote from Farawyn
    You know you're a mom when you buy 4 gallons of milk a week.
    One gallon a day here. (Not me - Spidey and dh).

    Quote from Farawyn
    We all drink 1%. With the amount they drink? 1%. They are both athletic, especially The Kid.
    I do have my secret stash of half n half for when I get decadent with my coffee.
    When I buy 2% or 1% my husband steals my half & half!! Whole milk it is!
  11. by   nurseactivist
    The dirty laundry still gets dumped on bathroom floor and you hear the word Maaaaaaaaa! Always yelled from the furthest distance in the house.
  12. by   Farawyn
    When you are used to boy sweat.
  13. by   BCgradnurse
    When you're standing in the check out line at the grocery store and you find yourself rocking back and forth.....I still do it and my baby is 19.
  14. by   LM NY
    When sleeping in on a weekend or school vacation still means waking up bright and early.

    You know you're a mom of multiple children if you just start shouting out names lol

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