Dear Optimist, Pessimist and Realist....

Dear Optimist, Pessimist, Realist, and Opportunist,

While the first three argued about the glass of water and the last one drank it, I determined that the whole thing was an elaborate secret plot by the optimist, pessimist and realist to convince the opportunist that the glass was actually completely empty.

Signed,

The Conspiracy Theorist

ROFLMAO!!!

Dear Pessimist, Optimist, Realist, Opportunist, and Conspiracy Theorist,

The glass actually does not exist.

Signed,

The Metaphysical Nihilist

Dear Pessimist, Optimist, Realist, Opportunist, Conspiracy Theorist, and Metaphysical Nihilist,

I'm tickled pink that there IS a glass....but I'm sorry it's dirty.

Signed,

The Unabashed Apologist

LOL!!!!!!

The glass HAS NO SCOTCH IN IT!!!! Whaddaya doin"?
Technically, if you take an empty glass and fill it to half, it is half full.
Fill a glass to the top and drink half, it is half empty.
I learned this at the university of hard knocks.

Marty Seligman said, in his book Learned Optimism, something like, "If you want a Postive Perspective, talk to an Optimist. But if you want a Realistic Perspective talk to a Pessimist".

Davey (Dirt) Do