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by betts May 2, '03FLORIDA 'BLUE LAWS'
Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.
A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
It is illegal to skateboard without a license.
When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.
You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays.
It is considered an offense to shower naked.
You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers.
Oral sex is illegal.
You may not kiss your wife's breasts.
Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging.
One may not commit any "unnatural acts" with another person.
Unmarried couples may not commit "lewd acts" and live together in the same residence.
Corrupting the public morals is defined as a nuisance, and is declared a misdemeanor offense.
Doors of all public buildings must open outwards.
Why does this law exist?
It is illegal to sell your children.
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Actually the one about the toilet doors is here in QLD too. One of our state politicians lobbied for it for years - the logic is that if a person were to collapse inside it is easier to get in and render assistance. So all our public toilets have doors that open outwards while our hospitals which are expemt from this ruling have doors that open inwards!!
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May 8, '03 by nurs4kidsAlabama Laws..I must say, I have broken several of these
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
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Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.
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It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.
Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.
It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.
You must have windshield wipers on your car.
You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.
Masks may not be worn in public.
Men may not spit in front of the opposite sex.
Women are able to retain all property they owned prior to marriage in the case of divorce. However, this provision does not apply to men.
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Children of incestuous couples are deemed legitimate.
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Interracial couples may not marry. (Repealed)
Pool halls may not be operated between 11:30 PM and 6 AM.
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No billiard hall may operate a trap-door to a place where persons gather for "immoral purposes".
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No persons may sell "blow-out nuts".
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It is illegal to stake a horse on a highway.
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Hunting is not allowed on Sunday.
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Sex toys are banned throughout the state.
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Anniston
You may not wear blue jeans down Noble Street.
Huntsville
If an animal control officer is in uniform, it signifies to the public that he is an animal control officer.
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Jasper
It is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larger than the diameter of his thumb.
Lee County
It is illegal to sell peanuts in Lee County after sundown on Wednesday.
Mobile
It is illegal to howl at ladies within the city limits.
Why does this law exist?
It is unlawful to wear women's pumps with sharp, high heels.
Why does this law exist?
Montgomery
It is considered an offense to open an umbrella on a street, for fear of spooking horses. (Repealed) - May 8, '03 by ShamrockIn Natoma, Kansas it is against the law
to practice knife throwing at men in
stripped suits. (Wonder if polka-dotted
ones would be ok?) - May 8, '03 by ShamrockIn Russell, Kansas it is against the law to have a musical horn on your car. Toot,TootLast edit by Shamrock on May 9, '03
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May 8, '03 by canoeheadExcuse me, but what are "blow out nuts"? I might want some.
And apparently I can flick my boogers at people so long as they are downwind? Cool. -
- May 9, '03 by BelindaLPNThese are just too funny!
-- A law in Helena, Montana, mandates that a woman can't dance on a
table in a saloon or bar unless she has on at least three pounds, two
ounces of clothing. (Ouch! These pasties hurt!)
-- No woman may have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance within
the boundaries of Tremonton, Utah. If caught, the woman can be charged
with a sexual misdemeanor and "her name is to be published in the local
newspaper." The man isn't charged nor is his name revealed.
-- It is illegal for any member of the Nevada Legislature to conduct
official business wearing a penis costume while the legislature is in
session.
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In Lawrence, Kansas it is