I hate text messages!!!

  1. Hey AN family. Am I the only one that hates texts? There is no tone and I am left reading the text several times in different voices. Ha! Damn these phones. Decipher this for me:

    "It was just fun kissing you so intimately on the cheek."

    I keep rereading the "just fun" part. Does he mean it was only fun and not nice or amazing. Or, he enjoyed it and it was exciting because no one was looking and I am like a shy little girl. Also, not sure if it matters, but he holds a prominent position. Just to clarify, he has never used his position as an advantage. Our personalities clicked from the moment we first met several months ago.

    Thanks in advance ☺
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  3. by   Farawyn
    This is kind of creepy.
    All of it.
  4. by   JustBeachyNurse
    Perhaps you might want to mosey on over to the break room or even match.com? I've never read texts in different voices. But I am entertained often by my son's poor spelling and autocorrect vs my mother.

    Here's a thought if you're not a shy little girl pick up the phone and call him. Ask what he means. Problem solved in
  5. by   No Stars In My Eyes
    Isn't 'fun' also 'nice'?
    What would be so 'amazing" about a kiss on the cheek, intimate or not?

    I'm sorry to say this if you are serious and legit about this, but honestly, it sounds kind of Barbara Cartland-ish. No heaving bosoms yet?

    Better get UNshy and tell Mr. Prominent Position (is he also married?) that secret cheek kisses at the workplace and personal texting ,while 'fun' to think about, aren't a good idea. He absolutely is already using his position to his advantage.

    Establish boundaries now, nicely, before it's too late, because if, for some reason your personalities UNclick, YOU are the one who will be in a world of hurt. And possibly minus a job!

    Erase and forget the text.
    I double-dog dare you to extract yourself from this.
    You can be professional and pleasant, but learn to say "No", and "Stop".

    It's BECAUSE his text is so open to interpretation that you are fantasizing.

    STOP!
  6. by   cracklingkraken
    I'm stuck on the "kissing you so intimately" part...
  7. by   No Stars In My Eyes
    Quote from cracklingkraken
    I'm stuck on the "kissing you so intimately" part...
    Maybe he traced a heart on her cheek with his tongue? (Eeayuuwww!)
  8. by   Farawyn
    Quote from cracklingkraken
    I'm stuck on the "kissing you so intimately" part...
    I'm stuck on someone here describing themselves as "a shy little girl."
    Barf bag, please.

    If you aren't a "little girl", stop that, or keep it to text.

    If you are? Shoo! Go do your homework!
  9. by   Farawyn
    Quote from No Stars In My Eyes
    Maybe he traced a heart on her cheek with his tongue? (Eeayuuwww!)
    Hahahhahahahahhaa! Ewwwwwww!
    I love you, No Stars! (In a very non shy little girl way. )
  10. by   Farawyn
    Quote from JustBeachyNurse
    Perhaps you might want to mosey on over to the break room...
    No, please.
  11. by   Flare
    now i am reading it with a bunch of different voices....
    captain kirk voice....
    darth vader
    pee wee herman
    Marilyn monroe

    dangit... i'm gonna need more tea
  12. by   PinayUSA
    Quote from LM NY
    Hey AN family. Am I the only one that hates texts? There is no tone and I am left reading the text several times in different voices. Ha! Damn these phones. Decipher this for me:

    "It was just fun kissing you so intimately on the cheek."

    I keep rereading the "just fun" part. Does he mean it was only fun and not nice or amazing. Or, he enjoyed it and it was exciting because no one was looking and I am like a shy little girl. Also, not sure if it matters, but he holds a prominent position. Just to clarify, he has never used his position as an advantage. Our personalities clicked from the moment we first met several months ago.

    Thanks in advance ☺
    Sound like He wants to Hit It and Quit It

    It Is Good To Be Man.................
  13. by   No Stars In My Eyes
    Oooh! Oooh! Flare!
    "Do" Sean Connery, Jonathan Winters' Maude Frickett, Johnny Carson, Donald Trump, Mr. Rogers, Cary Grant, Edith-Anne (per Lily Tomlin), and Carol Burnett's Tarzan yell on the word "fun".

    ETA: Richard Nixon!
    Last edit by No Stars In My Eyes on Dec 18, '15
  14. by   Flare
    Now i'm stuck perfecting my Sean Connery - i wish i could post audio on here

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