I Am Now As Old As Dirt... - page 3
I am now 'old as dirt'. Enjoy Someone asked the other day, 'What was your favorite fast food when you were growing up?' 'We didn't have fast food when I was growing up,' I ... Read More
Dec 5, '14Davey, thank you for resurrecting this thread with such style and panache! Seeing Sean out of the tux and hairpiece was actually quite comforting. I have nothing to say about the swollen joints that you couldn't imagine me saying, so I will refrain herein from doing so.
I am now requesting that herring research and report on the composition of various dirts so we can be thoroughly grossed out about the ground upon which we walk. I look forward to it!
There is a similar saying here in the South about being "older than God's dog" but I believe the dirt precedes the dog's existence.