Don't Mess With Old Folks!!

  1. an older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist who shared offices with several other doctors. the waiting room was filled with patients.

    as he approached the receptionist desk he noticed that the receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a sumo wrestler. he gave her his name.

    in a very loud voice, the receptionist said, 'yes, i have your name here; you want to see the doctor about impotence, right?'

    all the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at the very embarrassed man.

    he recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied, 'no, i've come to inquire about a sex change operation, but i don't want the same doctor that did yours.'


    don't mess with old folks.

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  2. 4 Comments

  3. by   VivaLasViejas
    LOVE it!!!!!!
  4. by   Davey Do
    That story reminds me of the fella who wore his best suit on the day he was to have a vasectomy. He said, "If I'm going to be imPOtent, I want to look imPOtent!"
  5. by   VivaLasViejas
    Quote from Davey Do
    That story reminds me of the fella who wore his best suit on the day he was to have a vasectomy. He said, "If I'm going to be imPOtent, I want to look imPOtent!"
    Grooooooooooooan......... That pun was so bad, it's great!! You kill me, DaveyDo...thanks for the laughs
  6. by   sharpeimom
    g-r-o-a-n! i'll have to share that with my husband! oh dear... he'll feel so awful. he only wore jeans and a t-shirt to his one day surgery dept. appt. wait til he hears how shamefully woefully dreadfully underdressed he was.:d

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